lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

(via shield-agent-peggy-carter)

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

(via barack-yobamaaa)

mishasminions:

I WILL SHAMELESSLY LOVE WHATEVER AND WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT TO LOVE

AND IF THAT BOTHERS YOU, WELL, I DON’T REALLY GIVE A FUCK.

(via jaredpadaplaidalecki)

radjew:

if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

(via ugly)

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
image

(Source: cyberfricking, via teenscoolest)

kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

(via forcefields)

gayindustrialcomplex:

Being rude to service staff is #1 indicator that someone is garbage

(Source: polycrypt, via captaindorkrogers)