can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

(via ihopeyougetmalaria)

sequently:

how to take a math test:
1. pi
2. cry
3. die

(via gerardwaytoomanyfandoms)

lexiesloan:

tv shows are fictional but the pain is real

(via lamapalooza)

unclefather:

believeinnumbercity:

unclefather:

"i’ve never seen a diamond in the flesh"

alright, lorde never been to a kay jewelers or the jewelry counter at a macy’s

Probably not since she’s from New Zealand..

i don’t care what planet she’s from

(via aphrika)

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

(via lindsaylohoean)

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(Source: asian, via icanwritejunk)

folieatardis:

zanetehaiden:

"I Know I Need Sleep But I Don’t Feel Like Facing Tomorrow Yet"
-a novel by me

Are you sure that’s isn’t a Fall Out Boy song

(Source: zanetheaiden, via callums-valdezing-in-the-tardis)

policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

(via ugly)