nope:

hahaha cool i should share that post on google+

(via stability)

me at friends house

  • friend: so... what do u wanna do
  • me: idk its ur house
  • friend: idk ur the guest
  • me: idk its ur house

jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: r18emalf, via retiredjesus)

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

(via coolblogr)

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

(via oknope)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(Source: frightscrest, via itwillallbeokaymydear)

shutupaubrey:

you don’t own a dog? sorry I can’t come over I’m busy today

(via itwillallbeokaymydear)

okaymad:

wall-e and eve still a better lovestory than twilight

(Source: okaymad, via itwillallbeokaymydear)

vethox:

i’m fluent in talking shit

(Source: vethox, via encourage)

flowury:

oh NO a GIRL!!!!!! with HAIR in places that HAIR GROWS !!!! AHH!!!!!

(via sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard)